i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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