Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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