If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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