talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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