It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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