On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
