i think my mom watched the whole time
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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