Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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