singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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