My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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