pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
MIDGETS
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I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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