I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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