careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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