i think my tv is drunk
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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