I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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