he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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