Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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