So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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