yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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