I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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