You're my little dorito
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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