He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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