Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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