That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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