so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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