Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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