im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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