Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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