i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I understand Curling. That high.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
