My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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