I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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