Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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