you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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