1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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