Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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