love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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