I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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