dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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