I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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