Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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