Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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