How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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