I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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