i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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