I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize
