Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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