summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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