Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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