..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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