I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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