My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
