Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
