I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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