I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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