It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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